Surprise!

Have you ever masturbated in a strange place? Standing up (guys..I'm sure you do)? At work?
Well, let me tell you first I am an under-sexxed person (is that one who wants it too much? I take over-sexxed as getting it too much but please correct me if I am wrong) I would make love to my husband several times a day if I could. We knew in the being it was a lopsided match, but he tries hard ;) It's funny to me to be the aggressor when I've always heard men say 'marriage ruins their wives sex drive'. Those guys have never met me.
It comes to me, suddenly, for no reason. I am horny. Fact.
Today I am sitting here, doing what I should be doing and something comes on the radio about a pseudo celebrity doing an appearance at a place called Fairvilla Video. I have to look up the site and see the 'toy' he is promoting, one thing leads to another and BAM!! I'm ready.
So, the bathroom at work was visited. o_O
I think sex is hidden too much. It's is bizarre to me how this country will allow it's children to watch violence and gore but draws the line at anything sexual. If you get down to the christian belief and animals for that matter, (Please don't tell me about dolphins, I already know they do it for pleasure as well) sex is purely for the re-creation of a tiny self, to repopulate the earth and so on. But humans find immense pleasure in it. Most humans anywho. So, if it is such a natural occurance, why do we hide it? Make children think all kinds of bizarre things about it? A taboo. I sometimes wonder if our backwards ideas are the cause of child molesters. I could be way off but it's just a thought., I'm not prepared to go on a crusade to back it up.
I mean if a secret isn't a secret anymore, do you really care about it? Would you constantly wonder about something that is always hidden from you or something you already know about?