So, Tuesday my husband and I spent the day at the Uproar Festival in
Raleigh NC. It was awesome!! We saw so many great bands! I got to meet and get a picture with Thousand Foot Krutch! Omg! So exciting for me! They are super nice guys too!
Anyway, I want to bitch about an old skool practice I saw going on. I
was standing at the back gate, where the bands walk by so I could see Sully from Godsmack and get his pic, maybe. As I stood there this guy walked up with 4 women. I looked at him and he had a shirt on that said 'Horneytown Fire Dept'. He walked into the gate and turned to the big guy guarding it and said '4'. And then I watched these four whores (and I am just using that word because they were definitely gonna be fucking back there) walk by. That's when I got pissed off. I had some bit of respect for Sully, I mean I saw Godsmack in a tiny venue in Daytona with a couple of my friends about 12 years ago. I could touch him, I might have....they were playing with this other band who I think was called STP-9000 or something like that. Anyway, I really hope that he wasn't part of that whole slutty crew. One of the girls had a drum stick that I just saw get thrown from the stage by the drummer of Godsmack so I know they were being led back to that band. What I want to know is just because these girls look good does not mean that they can hold any kind of conversation, don't you want to talk to the person a bit before she sucks you off?? I mean I'm not a guy so I don't know these things.
I dunno, maybe as I get older I think that is a bit cliche. I mean you hear about it but I never thought I'd see it first hand. Maybe it's just me getting older....I have to ask myself I guess, if I had fake boobs, weighed 2 pounds, was 20 years younger and had hair extensions would I go back stage if I was picked out of the crowd? And my answer is yes, dammit. And all that does is re-affirm to me that I was/am jealous of those bitches! Dammit!
Not because I want to have sex with the band, no. I just want to meet those guys, say hai, talk about random shit and just hang out. I guess I need to go ahead and put that dream in the closet. Not gonna happen.
Well, it was a good day anyway and it was a nice way to remember.
By the way this is my fave song from TFK!

I was in Daytona too! It was Powerman 5000 with them and that is Rob Zombies' little brother.
ReplyDeleteYou and your bro took me silly! And no it was those german chics, remember??
ReplyDeleteWho is Rob Zombie's lil bro?
ReplyDeleteI wish I was in a band, all that pussy on tap.
ReplyDeleteOnly you Michael :)
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