Internal rambling..

I can't stop thinking about what a bitch my friend Jan is. The more I think about things the more little theories that cross my mind. 
I went out with her about 2 weeks ago on a Thursday night and after she started getting drunk, she started getting all touchy-feely with me. Now I haven't mentioned we were out with her new 'toy' and a neighbor couple of hers. Severral hours into the night we all decided to head to some bar called Neptune. I'd never been there and had no clue how far it was from where we were. So, I decided I wanted to ride on one of the bicycle taxis. It's like one of those giant 3 wheel bikes with a seat in place of a basket. Jan wanted to ride with me also. Ok, the guy gets to pedaling, next thing I know she has reached around and has her hand on his dick. WTF??? Really Jan? Wtf is wrong with you? She tells me, 'oh I feel his dick'. Good Lord. So he pulls into this alley and gets off the bike. Ummmm....remember I have no idea where we are going anyway. He walks over to Jan and pulls her boobs out. Oh fuck....is a rape about to occur or is she gonna fuck him here and now? Then he starts to suck them. She eventually tells him to stop and then he wants pictures. Ok she says.
Finally he gets back on the bike and takes us like 500 yards. Jan's new toy is standing in front of the bar practically jumping up and down screaming 'where have you been'? I'm like uh-nuh *shoulder shrug*

The point of this story is to illustrate what kind of person she is. On a date with this new guy and she is already doing shit behind his back. OK.

Another story. About a year ago, she and her husband broke up so I started taking her downtown with me and introducing her to new people. So, she starts getting crazy and doing random shit with people. Fast forward some months and she starts dating a previous beau of one of my other friends. OK whatever she asked her. No problem. Fast forward a couple months, they break up (he says cuz she's too clingy) and she starts hanging out with someone else's boyfriend, not previous. This girl finds out and is pissed. She is now black lilsted from my group of friends that she hijacked. So now she is on match.com to find bf's.

I haven't even touched on the fact that this weekend she is in NY and her son's fate is hanging in the balance. He either goes to military school or foster care, but hey, free trip to NY right?? Who wouldn't choose NY??

Bleh....